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JustYourBasicHinge
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Your Jeff moment...
« Thread started on: Nov 4th, 2005, 1:54pm » |
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C’mon, we’ve all had those Jeff moments in which we insert foot firmly into mouth. Or perhaps, you have a crazy, half-thingy
ed, nonsensical theory about...well, whatever.
So, this is your chance to share with the rest of us exactly what that particular Jeff-moment or Jeffism is.
I’ll begin (I’m sure I’ll recall more later, but this is the freshest):
A few weeks ago a former coworker of mine invited a bunch of people to a bar in honor of his birthday. He introduced everyone and the festivities commenced. A rather cute blonde woman caught my fancy. We were introduced and started talking. I thought I was doing quite well despite my total inability to communicate sanely whilst under the influence of alcoholic beverages (Guinness on this particular evening. Patrick would be proud). You see, I have a tendency to talk utter rubbish...hey, it’s my style.
But, on this night my tongue was not tied and my shoes were, so cheers to me. This lovely young lady mentioned that she had recently moved to Arizona (A desert state inhabited by vultures, jack-rabbits, scorpions, snakes, very large spiders, dust devils, cacti and all other manner of dessert stuff...for you non ‘mericans), but was in town to visit some family and come to my friend’s birthday party. “Ahh!”, I thought. “I know of Arizona. I’ve been there several times”. So, I had my in...or so I thought. I waxed poetic of the beauty of said state. I displayed my knowledge of the terrain and so on. Then, I made my mistake. I said the dreaded M word...no, not that word. Whilst speaking of the dangers of Arizona (ie: wildlife), I asked if she had visited the Sonora Desert Museum to educate herself on the possible dangers of living in a desert region. An innocent question I thought. I was showing concern for her safety. But alas, the dreaded M word doomed me. Museum.
How uncool had I become because of that one simple word. Oh, you have no idea. I suddenly saw that look in her eyes. That frightened, oh dear lord this man goes to museums, look. By then my tongue became tied and there was no hope of recovery.
d**n
you, intellect! d**n
you to hell!
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I'm fairly new to mild naughtiness.
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but ... i was expecting shadaim...
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Re: Your Jeff moment...
« Reply #1 on: Feb 17th, 2006, 12:38pm » |
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 cool story, man! Thanks for the tip!
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chamezdakot!
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Re: Your Jeff moment...
« Reply #2 on: Jun 5th, 2006, 4:56pm » |
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well, it wasn't really a jeff moment.
but once a while ago, i was talking to my best friend on the phone and we were going on about women and everything. so even though we both dated somebody at the time we were discussing what woman we would go for just for nuts
s and giggles and at some point i mentioned that there was a girl we both knew from our town who i had fancied a for long time and just pointed out i might be going for her if i hadn't had a girlfriend.
unfortunately just at that point my girlfriend, having a key to our (me and my family) house entered the room catching me saying:"well, i guess i'd be going for jana."
my girlfriend left the house and wouldn't talk to me for days. took me whole fields of flowers and half a month's check worth of presents etc. to ger her calmed down
i truely find similarities between my and steve every time i watch the whole thing
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Re: Your Jeff moment...
« Reply #3 on: Nov 9th, 2006, 06:27am » |
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on Jun 5th, 2006, 4:56pm, godoflight wrote:| i truely find similarities between my and steve every time i watch the whole thing |
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Well it could be worse- you could have given her Mum a "Junior Patrick"
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There's always a whole bunch of Australian's in Susan's!
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